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泰勒·派瑞的《黑色丽人》讲述了两个过着截然不同生活的女人的故事。金蜜在被母亲赶出家门后努力谋生，玛洛莉则经营着一家成功的企业，但她们二人的生活却交织在了一起。

这是一部不拘一格的深夜系列节目，生动地展现了佛罗里达州令人难以置信的故事，其中包括对当地人的采访和由轮流出演的演员和喜剧演员主演的喜剧重演，以幽默和真情实感的方式涵盖了不同的主题。

《小谢尔顿》衍生剧正在CBS运作中，将聚焦于蒙塔纳·乔丹和艾米丽·奥斯蒙特饰演的角色Georgie与Mandy。

一位最近丧偶的儿童心理学家会见了他的下一位客户，这位客户似乎以某种方式与他的过去有关。

全新一季，继续有JanineTeagues（昆塔·布伦森QuintaBrunson饰）同一班同事面对有限资源，仍然不顾一切为教学理想而奋战。在新的学年，继续发挥爆笑基因。

　　CBS续订《海军罪案调查处》第二十二季。

CBS续订《海军罪案调查处》第二十二季。

　　一位陷入危机的音乐家兼作曲家隐居在北方的一个海滨村庄，试图完成他最新的作品。方圆数英里内，他唯一的邻居是住在隔壁房子里的一对夫妇。在暴风雨中发生了一场严重事故后，这位音乐家开始对他的邻居产生一些可怕的幻觉。

　　“ how to get more sex", 通过一系列街头的对比试验（女性胸部大小对男性选择对象的影响，以及男性生殖器大小对女性选择对象的影响，呵呵，大家可以猜一猜，有一个有影响，有一个基本没有影响，(*^__^*) 嘻嘻……），还有访谈讲述有趣的性生活观点，感觉非常有趣。还有一个闻体味，猜自己的配偶，呵呵，一个印度老兄把猪的味道当成他老婆的味道了，太搞笑了！！其中也进行了很多实验，比如男性在和女性共事的时候会看他们身体哪些部位多点。其中更是揭示了一个有趣的调查结果：英国每年售出的振动棒比洗衣机还多。

ABC续订弗莱迪·海默主演《良医》第6季。

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八年前，一个名为堡垒的独立全球间谍机构，被新兴的犯罪集团曼提柯尔所摧毁。精英特工梅森·凯恩（理查德·麦登饰）和纳迪亚·辛格（朴雅卡·乔普拉饰）死里逃生，而他们的记忆也被抹去。八年后，梅森的前同事伯纳德·奥立克（斯坦利·图齐饰）请求他帮忙阻止曼提柯尔建立新的世界秩序。